Here are some of my contributions to today’s Twitter meme, #greatquoteswithdear. You can probably figure out how the game works…

• “Damn it, dear, I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
• “Damn the torpedoes, dear. Full speed ahead!”
• “Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes, dears.”
• “Hello, dear. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
• “I aim to misbehave, dear.”
• “I came, I saw, I conquered, dear.”
• “Kneel before Zod, dear.”
• “Madness? This is Sparta, dear!” ← (this one’s my favorite)
• “More weight, dear.”
• “Something wicked this way comes, dear.”
• “The same thing we do every night, dear: Try to take over the world!”
• “Why so serious, dear?”
• “Yippee-ki-yay, dear.”
• “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, dear?”