There’s the Hundred Years’ War, the Thirty Years’ War, the Six-Day War, and now the Two-Hour War.
Category: Humor
Proof that not everyone knows which way is up
Beware!
Every once in a while, something that I see every day will just strike me differently. For instance, this bit from the sign printed on the window outside the lobby where I work:
NO SOLICITORS
In Case of Emergency Call…
Shooting the Moon
Some idiot is out there taking flash pictures of the eclipse.
The mind boggles…
From a recent spam:
Increase Beast size by 2 cups Guaranteed
Ouch!
I’m used to people misspelling “phoenix” as “pheonix,” but this one is truly painful:
Sorry, sir, we don’t handle those cases.
From a bill for legal services:
“Messenger Delivery Fees UPS – CALL TAG – THE RETURN OF RECS FORM DR COLEMAN’S LOST GATOS CA”
UPS? Those poor kitties.