Found on a collapsible coat rack:
Hanging Dedicates? Wow, I knew Asha’man training was tough, but I thought General Cauthon was the only one who had to go through that…
Category: Entertainment
The Riddle Machine
Pon Farr Perfume
In honor of Valentine’s Day, check out this bizarre sight we found at (of all places) Borders a while back:
Yes, it’s Star Trek perfume inspired by the Vulcan mating urge.
But, wait, there’s more!
Apparently, they want you to believe that Starfleet Medical has isolated the factor that made Captain James T. Kirk a 23rd century Casanova (in SPAAACE!) and have bottled it to sell.
What a Deal!
All right! Five whole cents’ savings!
Great Quotes With “Dear”
Here are some of my contributions to today’s Twitter meme, #greatquoteswithdear. You can probably figure out how the game works…
- “Damn it, dear, I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
- “Damn the torpedoes, dear. Full speed ahead!”
- “Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes, dears.”
- “Hello, dear. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- “I aim to misbehave, dear.”
- “I came, I saw, I conquered, dear.”
- “Kneel before Zod, dear.”
- “Madness? This is Sparta, dear!” ← (this one’s my favorite)
- “More weight, dear.”
- “Something wicked this way comes, dear.”
- “The same thing we do every night, dear: Try to take over the world!”
- “Why so serious, dear?”
- “Yippee-ki-yay, dear.”
- “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, dear?”
LOST: Return to LA
The final season of Lost is off to a good start. They found a way to follow through on the cosmic reset button that didn’t bug the heck out of me, explained some things, and set up an intriguing direction for the final arc. It will be really interesting to see how the two narratives relate.
The only downside is that it looks like ABC has decided to throw Better Off Ted under the bus. I was really hoping that it was only preempted for the two-hour premiere, but there’s no sign of it next week. It would be nice if they’d at least let the show finish out the season.
Also: really angry at ABC News’s scare tactics of “OMG Al Qaeda intends to attack us!” Um, yeah. We knew that. We’ve known that for over a decade. We’ve known that since before 9/11. Trying to scare your viewers into a panic at every commercial break is not what I’d call responsible journalism.
Anyway, Lost spoilers below…
I’m Batman!
As I left for work this morning, I overheard a small child somewhere gleefully exclaiming, “I’m BATMAN!!” over and over again.