Arm still sore. Still not King.
Orange Clouds (no rain)
Where Do I Start?
So, which one should you use first?

Sort of like being told, “These are all top priority!” when you ask which task is most important.
Pain
Arg. Shoulder seriously sore from tetanus booster shot. Typing hurts. Driving home’ll be REAL fun. Still, better than getting tetanus.
Coming Soon! Or Not.
Clearly there’ve been a few delays.

This photo was taken in October. It’s November, and the place still isn’t open.
Best Ripoff Title Ever
Several months ago I was browsing the local Blockbuster video store for a movie to rent, and I stumbled across one that made me laugh out loud. It’s the title on the right, and you’ll see why if you compare it to the rather more well-known title on the left.

I mean, seriously, look how carefully they tried to match the source material.
- The title, Alien vs. Hunter, as close as possible to the original Alien vs. Predator, carefully using only descriptive names.
- The logo design, with the TLA (three-letter acronym) in large type and the full title in small type below it.
- The layout on the packaging, with close-ups of the two creature’s heads, one on each side.
- The monochrome design, using green instead of blue.
- The creature designs, one with an elongated head and nasty-looking teeth, the other wearing a mask.
- Even the font on the full title is similar.
I have to admit I haven’t watched either of them, so I have no idea whether this attention to detail pervades the actual movie. But I can seriously imagine someone not paying close attention picking up the wrong movie by mistake.
On the same trip, I found another video called Transmorphers — by the same production company, it turns out (big surprise) — but they didn’t try nearly as hard to match the packaging to anything Transformers-related. Still, for a good laugh, look through the titles of movies by The Asylum — I think Snakes on a Train may actually trump both titles.
Fall in SoCal
Fall in Southern California = checking the weather report daily to decide between shorts or a heavy jacket.
