• 10 years ago I had just started working at an Internet provider and was very glad they didn’t want me in the server room at midnight for Y2K.
  • I just ordered tickets to Avatar in IMAX 3D. It actually *was* cheaper to see Xanadu on stage, even including parking!
  • Made it into Avatar. Got surprisingly decent seats considering how long the line was. We’ll miss midnight, so Happy New Year!
  • Overheard waiting for the movie: “If you lost an eye, would you get a glass eye or an eye patch?” “I’d get an eye patch and grow a beard!”

  • Spam subject: “Your watch will find you no matter where you are.” What if I don’t want Stalker Watch to follow me around?
  • @BadAstronomer writes a short-short story:

    Beware of what you wish for… Immortality is boring.

  • Waiting for food at Rubio’s. Employees are trying to get the lyrics straight for the latest Jack-In-the-Box commercial.

Roomba Path (photo by SignalTheorist)

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