Sci-Fi Remakes

There was a meme running through Twitter today to come up with movie titles for #scifiremakes. Here are my contributions.

Misandroid

Oh noes! A computer environment (Android) designed for smartphones isn’t a good fit for a netbook? Stop the presses!

Weird: I had to wear sunglasses while driving through fog. The layer was just thin enough to produce major glare from the sun without dimming it.

True. Absolutely true.

Update: It’s true. All of it.

With Barnes & Noble’s new eBook reader, you could read a Nook book in a book nook.

Sorting junk mail. Found “go green” renewal offer from gym that I canceled YEARS ago. They used to just spam me, now it’s paper. GREEN FAIL.

A good tech support one-liner from (The customer is) Not Always Right: A Flock Of Explorers On A Safari Singing Opera.

Me: “Alright, so what browser are you using to view your websites?”

Customer: “Mozzarella Firefox!”